Top 10 things not to say to a pregnant woman

1. My god you look huge!!
2. One born every minute is on!!
3. Did I tell you about the tear/cut I had in labour?
4. Being pregnant isn’t hard – having children is the hard bit
5. I never lost the baby weight – not matter how hard I tried
6. My labour was short – 48 hours
7. Don’t be silly – you’re not fat, you’re pregnant!
8. Is it twins?
9. Oh I had SUCH an easy pregnancy!
10. Do you want to go clothes shopping?

What things got on your wick when you were pregnant?